I’ve asked why, how, and where more times than I care to remember;

Grr.
Why does everyone keep telling me to get a boyfriend?
I don't need a boy to make me happy.

The reason I don't have boyfriend is because I don't want to deal with the hassle.
Which they bring a lot of.

And people keep inferring that the reason I don't have a boyfriend is because I can't get one.
Balderdash!
I have many boys that want to date me, I just choose not to date anyone.

Maybe I should just give up on boys all-together.
Maybe I'll pretend I'm a lesbian so people will leave me alone.