Medically speaking you're adorable;

My mother is such a douche sometimes.
We were getting ready to eat dinner, and my jacket was sitting on the table.
So she went all berserk and started yelling and was like"when you go to your friends houses, you don't throw your jackets on their tables, do you?"

Actually I do, but try telling her that.
Sh is just crazy and won't listen to anything you have to say so I have to sit through all her crap.