As free as the wind blowing down the road;

On Saturday I hung out with Lindy.
Well, first I went and got my hair cut.
I had this really nice gay guy named Rick.
He was a really good hair cutter.
He told me that my hair was dying from all the bleach.
I thought I was going to burst out in tears when he said that.

Then when I got home I called Lindy so we could hang out.
She walked up my house to get me.
When we walked back, as we were crossing the footbridge, this guy was trying to sell us weed and he thought Lindy's name was Katie.
For some reason I found that hilarious.
We walked straight to the light rail station.
While we were walking there this car came flying down the road with one door opened, then it slammed shut and slowed down.
It was a car full of Mexicans and they started shouting stuff at us.
We couldn't understand what they were saying though, but I heard the word mommy.
Proof that I attract Mexicans.
It was funny because when we were walking up there I said "It would be funny if you were standing right there and then the train came, but you couldn't get on it fast enough.".
Then we were trying to actually but tickets we didn't realize that the machine we were at didn't take dollar bills, and the people were hogging the good machine.
So we got our tickets like 5 seconds to late to catch the train.
Ironic, huh?

Well, we got on the next train and stood on that thing connecting the cars.
Then we accidentally got off at the wrong stop, but the stop we were originally supposed to get off at was literally 30 feet away.
Then we went on this rant about why they stops were so close together and you would have to be lazy to get on one stop and get off at the next when it's literally in plain view.
We went to the vegjaco place and got some.
They were delicious.
We found a guy sitting in a really small room.
We also found out that the Vegjaco restaurant gives out pop-tarts to everyone once a year for no reason.

Then we decided to walk around.
We went to the fountain and made wishes with pennies.
Lindy took my picture with this SEXY statue of a fat guy.
This one guy asked us if we wanted to buy tickets but he never told us to what.

We went to this little mall.
Not the gallery, some other place.
We went into this awesome store called Hats in the Belfry.
They had many hats.
We went into the swatch store to discover that all the swatches were like 50 to 155 dollars.
Blasphemy I say!

It was fun, but then we had to leave because we didn't want to have to ride the light-rail while it was dark.
We went back to Lindy's and I started dying Lindy's hair.
Then while we waited we watched Jesus Christ Superstar, the best movie ever.
We realized that the reason that Jesus dyed was because he smashed a whole bunch of mirrors so he got super-mega-bad luck.
Lindy's hair turned out awesome.
I was proud, but it turned my hands purple.
Then I went home.