Even if saving you sends me to heaven;

On Friday I went to the mall for the first time in forever.
It was fun.
I dressed up as a important business man and I got to wear a dinosaur tie, and Lindy was Jesus James who worked at Home Depot.Me and Megan are now transvestites because The twins' parents told the lady behind the counter at Claire's that the boys wanted to get their ears pierced and she pointed towards where we were and the lady gave us a weird look and said we were good transvestites.
Timmy and James didn't even cry when they got their ears pierced.
Booo!

Then we ran away because we "had to get tampons"
A phrase here which means "went to our secret hiding spot to hang out with awesome Mark."
We told him jokes for hours until we left to find out more jokes form people.
Ben gave us one and some random guy.
The twins weren't much help at all.
So we went to Borders and looked fro joke books.
Then we went to borrow a pen from Mark so we could write down key words, and we were shocked to find other people with Mark!
The nerve of some people!

Then we felt bad because we didn't hang out with the twins the whole time.
Then Timmy texted us and told us that they left, but James texted and asked us where we were.
We went to the pit to wait for them and their parents scared the crap out of us by sneaking up behind us.
Then we left and the same song was on the radio like the whole time we were in the car.
It was fun.
I'm definitely going back next weekend.