Yesterday I almost died in Wal-Mart.
Me and my mom were just walking down the isle and all of a sudden I keeled over and started coughing and retching.
I was choking on something and I couldn't breathe.
It was weird, but oddly funny to me at the same time because I'm pretty sure that I was choking on my own spit.
People were walking past me and looking and then walking faster.
It just goes to show you that people don't care that much when someone is in danger.
I ran over to one of those mini freezer things they have at the front with the drinks and got a water.
It just so happened that the water I grabbed was DESANI!
It was blasphemy, it was the only kind of water they had refrigerated like that.
Wal-Mart and their darn trickery!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
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