Take everything away from me;

Today has been a real man day.
I came home early and me and my mom were watching the Steve Wilkos show and h started talking about being a real man.
Then Jerry Springer came on and some guy on there was talking about being a real man.
Then we went to pick Tuesday up from school and on the way back I saw a billboard that said "Real men wear gowns" and I just couldn't contain myself anymore.
I can't wait until real man day!