From up here the city lights burn like 1,000 miles of fire;

On Friday I went to Megan's.
Well, first we had to stay after to finish this art project she had to do.
So we went to the art room and got her project.
We stood there for like 30 minutes because we needed paint and Ms. V wasn't there and we didn't know where the paint was.
Finally Mr. Lewellyn asked us why we were there and he told us where the paint was, but unfortunately it was the wrong paint, but Ms. V let it slide.
So we painted these ginormous sunglasses white.
We had a really hard time getting them propped up so we could paint the back.
We used paint jugs, but that wasn't working to well.
Eventually I had to hold and Megan was painting like a spazz so we both got paint in our hair and she got paint on my brand new Biggie Smalls shirt, which she denies but I know she did it!
Then we went outside and waited for Megan's dad to get us.
Then he had to go get Megan's brother from his job so we were sitting outside of his job and an old guy came up to the window and started talking to Megan's dad and I was making fun of him the whole time because he was blabbing on about stupid things.
Then Megan's brother came out and we went to a car wash.
While Megan's dad was washing the car me, Megan, and her brother had a fight about hitting women and an Ebonics fight.
Then we went to the Chinese place near the 7-11.
They have good food there.
I almost choked on sushi.
Then we left and went back to Megan's house.
Cody and Keith were waiting on the porch for us.
So we went inside and me and Megan tried to get the paint out of our hair.
It failed miserably and we had a fight about paint.
Then we went into the basement and listened to them play guitar hero because they refused to play it acoustically so we could listen to music.
Then they were trying to make a song and Keith wanted to name it penis, but he accidentally put a "f", so it came out as penfs, which caused huge amounts of laughter from everyone.
They finally figured out how to make a song and play it but no one could beat the awesome power of penfs, probably;y because they were making it so hard and fast it was impossible.
Then Keith and Cody stole my phone and decided to text my mom and say "I wanna bang you on the bathroom floor and make you scream my name if I were Jesus.".
Thankfully she didn't get it until after I told her about it.
He also texted Megan's dad and said something that I can't remember but I know it was sexual.
Then we sat in the dark basement texting each other for hours, because we're super awesome.
Then Cody and Keith had to go home.
Me and Megan went back down to the basement to watch The Bucket List and as soon as the movie came on I fell asleep.
I didn't know I was that tired.